After a long time, Keds finally rolled out a new pair of Navy canvas champion slip-ons, but I have yet to see any in the wild. It’s sad that most attractive women have given up on Keds and gone with clunky sneakers like Hokas. The only sighting I had in recent times was a 30-something South Korean woman at the community swimming pool wearing an old pair of chillax Keds sockless with the backs mashed down. She had 5 kids in tow and looked like a harried busy mom.

