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Start a story that takes place in September 1988. College classes just resumed and Beth has been asked out for a Saturday afternoon walk with a new guy that she met. Beth is always particular about the way she looks. She needed casual but still presentable. She settled on a white sweater, her favorite Guess jeans and her new back to school white canvas Tretorns with the navy colored stripe.

She met up with the guy and he had a trail in mind at a local park.

 

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The September air was crisp but pleasant, the kind of early autumn clarity that made everything feel a little sharper, a little more real. Golden leaves were just beginning to flutter down from the trees, collecting in small clusters along the sidewalks leading away from campus. Beth tugged the sleeves of her cozy white sweater down over her hands and glanced at her freshly laced Tretorns, feeling a wave of satisfaction at the clean simplicity of her outfit. Casual but perfectly balanced, she reassured herself. Not trying too hard—but not careless either. There was precision in the casual.

She checked her reflection in the glass doors of the dormitory one last time. Her dark hair, straightened to avoid any errant frizz, framed her face in a way that was both soft and controlled. She shifted her weight from one foot to the other, feeling that familiar touch of anticipation before a date but keeping it contained. She knew she liked things just so, and all that remained now was to see if he noticed.

The guy—Kevin, right? Yeah, definitely Kevin—was a little older, maybe by a year or two, a transfer student from Colorado or somewhere out West. They had hit it off in her literature class when he made a surprisingly thoughtful comment about Faulkner that caught her attention. His voice had a certain confidence to it, but there was a quietness beneath it, too. He didn't perform like some guys. That intrigued her.

At precisely two o'clock, Beth strolled toward the meeting spot by the quad where Kevin was already waiting. He leaned casually against the side of the campus bulletin board, a confident but relaxed posture that seemed to suit him. From a distance, she took him in—his denim jacket over a plain grey t-shirt, some well-worn jeans that hugged his frame just enough, and that effortless, wavy hair of his, slightly sun-bleached at the ends. He wasn’t trying too hard either, she thought. His look, like hers, was deliberate but light.

He smiled when he saw her approach. She liked that—direct and genuine. "Hey, Beth," Kevin said, standing up a little straighter, but not so much it felt pretentious. "You ready for this walk?"

“Absolutely," she nodded, feeling cool and composed. “Where are we headed, exactly?”

“There’s a park about a mile or so from here—been meaning to check it out since I moved here,” he replied, gesturing in the direction of the town square. “I hear there’s a great trail that winds through the woods. Should be nice this time of year."

Beth offered a half-smile, the kind she practiced in the mirror for moments like these. “Sounds perfect. Let’s go.”

As they strolled away from campus, the conversation between them flowed easily. Kevin spoke with a natural calmness that Beth found refreshingly unhurried. He asked her about her classes, not in that obligatory, surface-level way, but with real interest. She responded in kind, sharing her thoughts about some philosophy readings she had been struggling with, and they both broke into laughter when they realized they had wildly different interpretations of the assigned material. Beth was surprised at how relaxed she was becoming around him.

Soon enough, they reached the park.

The entrance to the trail was marked by a thick wooden sign with peeling paint that read "Elmwood Preserve." The path ahead was narrow, bordered by tall trees with branches that arched overhead like a canopy. The leaves were just beginning to shift into their fall colors—golden yellows, burnt oranges, and the occasional deep crimson that peeked from the edges of branches. Sunlight filtered through the trees and dappled the path in patches of warmth.

"This is beautiful," Beth said, pulling her arms closer to herself as they walked further into the woods. She noticed she was now stepping cautiously around puddles or muddy spots, not wanting to stain her new Tretorns. Kevin seemed to notice her maneuvering.

“Not much of a trail person?” he asked playfully. “You’re watching your shoes like they might run off into the woods or something.”

Beth laughed lightly. “I choose my battles,” she replied with a smirk. “Mud is not one of them.”

"Fair enough," Kevin nodded, stepping around a low-lying branch and offering her his hand to help her over it. She hesitated only for a second but took it—his grip was firm and warm. She released it sooner than she wanted to, already feeling the faintest blush hit her cheeks.

They continued along the trail, the conversation now broadening into more personal territory. Kevin talked a little about his life back in Colorado—the open air, the mountains. He described it with an obvious fondness, but there was something else in his voice. A touch of homesickness. Beth didn’t press him on it yet, instead sharing stories from her childhood in upstate New York, where she’d grown up around small towns and rolling hills, but nothing as open and wild as the landscapes he spoke of.

After a while, they came to a clearing. It was small, tucked into the woods like a secret. There was an old, weathered bench sitting near the edge of the clearing, half-covered in fallen leaves. Beth brushed them off and sat down, crossing one leg over the other. Kevin joined her, sitting closer than she expected but not too close either.

For a long moment, neither of them spoke. There was a strange comfort in that silence. The wind rustled the leaves above, creating a soft, almost lulling sound.

Beth glanced toward Kevin, catching his profile in the midst of the golden light that filtered through the clearing. He was looking out, eyes focused on something distant but peaceful. She realized then that, for once, she didn't mind the quiet.

And maybe, just maybe, she didn't mind the idea of walking with him again—even if it meant risking a bit of mud on her shoes.

 

[RonR]

The September air was crisp but pleasant, the kind of early autumn clarity that made everything feel a little sharper, a little more real. Golden leaves were just beginning to flutter down from the trees, collecting in small clusters along the sidewalks leading away from campus. Beth tugged the sleeves of her cozy white sweater down over her hands and glanced at her freshly laced Tretorns, feeling a wave of satisfaction at the clean simplicity of her outfit. Casual but perfectly balanced, she reassured herself. Not trying too hard—but not careless either. There was precision in the casual.

She checked her reflection in the glass doors of the dormitory one last time. Her dark hair, straightened to avoid any errant frizz, framed her face in a way that was both soft and controlled. She shifted her weight from one foot to the other, feeling that familiar touch of anticipation before a date but keeping it contained. She knew she liked things just so, and all that remained now was to see if he noticed.

The guy—Kevin, right? Yeah, definitely Kevin—was a little older, maybe by a year or two, a transfer student from Colorado or somewhere out West. They had hit it off in her literature class when he made a surprisingly thoughtful comment about Faulkner that caught her attention. His voice had a certain confidence to it, but there was a quietness beneath it, too. He didn't perform like some guys. That intrigued her.

At precisely two o'clock, Beth strolled toward the meeting spot by the quad where Kevin was already waiting. He leaned casually against the side of the campus bulletin board, a confident but relaxed posture that seemed to suit him. From a distance, she took him in—his denim jacket over a plain grey t-shirt, some well-worn jeans that hugged his frame just enough, and that effortless, wavy hair of his, slightly sun-bleached at the ends. He wasn’t trying too hard either, she thought. His look, like hers, was deliberate but light.

He smiled when he saw her approach. She liked that—direct and genuine. "Hey, Beth," Kevin said, standing up a little straighter, but not so much it felt pretentious. "You ready for this walk?"

“Absolutely," she nodded, feeling cool and composed. “Where are we headed, exactly?”

“There’s a park about a mile or so from here—been meaning to check it out since I moved here,” he replied, gesturing in the direction of the town square. “I hear there’s a great trail that winds through the woods. Should be nice this time of year."

Beth offered a half-smile, the kind she practiced in the mirror for moments like these. “Sounds perfect. Let’s go.”

As they strolled away from campus, the conversation between them flowed easily. Kevin spoke with a natural calmness that Beth found refreshingly unhurried. He asked her about her classes, not in that obligatory, surface-level way, but with real interest. She responded in kind, sharing her thoughts about some philosophy readings she had been struggling with, and they both broke into laughter when they realized they had wildly different interpretations of the assigned material. Beth was surprised at how relaxed she was becoming around him.

Soon enough, they reached the park.

The entrance to the trail was marked by a thick wooden sign with peeling paint that read "Elmwood Preserve." The path ahead was narrow, bordered by tall trees with branches that arched overhead like a canopy. The leaves were just beginning to shift into their fall colors—golden yellows, burnt oranges, and the occasional deep crimson that peeked from the edges of branches. Sunlight filtered through the trees and dappled the path in patches of warmth.

"This is beautiful," Beth said, pulling her arms closer to herself as they walked further into the woods. She noticed she was now stepping cautiously around puddles or muddy spots, not wanting to stain her new Tretorns. Kevin seemed to notice her maneuvering.

“Not much of a trail person?” he asked playfully. “You’re watching your shoes like they might run off into the woods or something.”

Beth laughed lightly. “I choose my battles,” she replied with a smirk. “Mud is not one of them.”

"Fair enough," Kevin nodded, stepping around a low-lying branch and offering her his hand to help her over it. She hesitated only for a second but took it—his grip was firm and warm. She released it sooner than she wanted to, already feeling the faintest blush hit her cheeks.

They continued along the trail, the conversation now broadening into more personal territory. Kevin talked a little about his life back in Colorado—the open air, the mountains. He described it with an obvious fondness, but there was something else in his voice. A touch of homesickness. Beth didn’t press him on it yet, instead sharing stories from her childhood in upstate New York, where she’d grown up around small towns and rolling hills, but nothing as open and wild as the landscapes he spoke of.

After a while, they came to a clearing. It was small, tucked into the woods like a secret. There was an old, weathered bench sitting near the edge of the clearing, half-covered in fallen leaves. Beth brushed them off and sat down, crossing one leg over the other. Kevin joined her, sitting closer than she expected but not too close either.

For a long moment, neither of them spoke. There was a strange comfort in that silence. The wind rustled the leaves above, creating a soft, almost lulling sound.

Beth glanced toward Kevin, catching his profile in the midst of the golden light that filtered through the clearing. He was looking out, eyes focused on something distant but peaceful. She realized then that, for once, she didn't mind the quiet.

And maybe, just maybe, she didn't mind the idea of walking with him again—even if it meant risking a bit of mud on her shoes.

The walk continues and she again is deftly sidestepping and making little dainty jumps over puddles still keeping her Tretorns spotless. Describe her sizing up some of these obstacles and ever so carefully getting past them without so much of a smudge.

 

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The walk continues and she again is deftly sidestepping and making little dainty jumps over puddles still keeping her Tretorns spotless. Describe her sizing up some of these obstacles and ever so carefully getting past them without so much of a smudge.

As they continued along the trail, Beth's focus shifted slightly away from the conversation. The path, which had started out mostly dry, was becoming a little more unpredictable. Small puddles from recent rains peppered the dirt, and wet, fallen leaves lay strewn about, their edges dark with moisture. She could navigate these; she’d faced worse in her back-to-school shopping expeditions. Still, the thought of getting even a speck on her perfectly white Tretorns made her silently vow to keep her guard up.

Her eyes flicked ahead, scouting the trail while Kevin talked about the Rockies. It was a subconscious game she often played—mapping out each step as if she were dancing. The first puddle was shallow, a thin sheen of water reflecting the branches overhead in glistening pools. Nothing major, just a quick sidestep. She lifted her right foot delicately, feeling the crispness of the air between each motion, and shifted her weight lightly to the left, smoothly avoiding the water entirely. Not even a splash.

As she straightened up, Kevin seemed to pause mid-sentence, glancing at her maneuver. "You’re really committed to keeping those shoes pristine, huh?" he teased, his voice warm.

Beth smirked, barely missing a beat. "I like taking care of what’s mine." Her tone was light, but it wasn’t lost on her that this was how she composed herself in life—rules, order, precision.

"You seem to have it down to a science."

"Mmhmm," she hummed in return, her eyes already reading the next obstacle ahead.

The next challenge appeared as a cluster of shuffling, soggy leaves mixed with mud—the kind where one slip could lead to an unsightly mark right across the front of her shoes. Beth sized it up. She slowed her pace, subtly shifting her body closer to Kevin, pretending to take in the trees around her, while in reality expertly angling herself around the treacherous patch. Her foot glided over the mess—barely a shadow of contact, cushioned by the tip of the leaves. Her body leaned into the side of the trail, utilizing a dry patch of moss-covered stone just wide enough for her to balance on the edge.

"See?" she tossed him a quick glance, her lips quirking. "Science."

Kevin shook his head, chuckling. "I’m impressed." He stepped over the obstacle without hesitation, as if ready to jump waist-deep in mud if necessary. Beth envied that a little—his freedom from caring—but she had her way and he had his.

The next puddle loomed larger, taking up most of the pathway, forcing her to reevaluate. Frowning slightly in concentration, she studied it for an extra second. If her timing was right, she could avoid the deepest part, landing only on the dry rim of compacted dirt where the water hadn’t soaked in yet. She visualized the jump—short but precise.

She made her move.

Pushing off the ball of her foot, she lifted elegantly into the air, just enough to clear the mud with perfect grace. For a moment, she felt like a gymnast, suspended in mid-air, the crispness of the fall air sharp on her cheeks. And—land. She touched down on her Tretorns, silent and smooth, barely disturbing the solid dirt beneath her feet.

Kevin applauded dramatically. "That was impressive," he said, laughing. "Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone navigate a trail quite like you.”

Beth gave a mock-curtsy, her long sweater grazing just below her waist. "And with zero mud," she added confidently.

Her white shoes gleamed in the golden afternoon light, not a scuff or smear in sight. They looked just as pristine as when she stepped out the door earlier that day, a triumph of careful footwork and sharp attention to detail. To her, it wasn’t just about the shoes—it was about maintaining some control over her environment, even in something as unpredictable as nature.

As the trail wound deeper into the woods, shifting between dry patches and more puddled stretches, she kept up her vigilant dance. Some puddles were circumvented with a gracefully timed side-step, while others required a more strategic approach—a calculated plant of her foot on the driest edges of the path. There were moments when she had to balance on narrow strips of rocks or roots, her arms subtly outstretched for balance, her eyes quickly scanning for the next safe step.

Kevin watched her with growing amusement, a grin pulling at the corners of his mouth each time she executed one of these delicate maneuvers. But there was something in his gaze that told Beth he wasn’t laughing at her. He was enjoying watching her navigate the world the way she always did—with thoughtful calculation masked by effortless ease.

"Can’t believe you’ve kept them spotless," Kevin mused as she carefully hopped over another muddied patch, her foot landing softly on the other side without missing a beat.

Beth shot him a sideways glance. "I’m nothing if not consistent."

"Yeah, you are," he said, nodding. "You do everything like that, huh? You plan everything out."

Her eyes met his, searching briefly under the twist of playfulness that wrapped his words. He wasn’t mocking her. He was... noticing.

Beth raised an eyebrow before turning her attention back to the trail. "Well, let’s just say I like being prepared." She kept her voice light, but deep down, his observation made her pause. He understood her precision. Maybe even respected it.

Nonetheless, as they approached yet another muddy stretch, wider than before, Beth’s awareness snapped into action again. She spotted a broad flat rock, perfectly positioned about halfway across the muck. If she could leap onto it and then pivot, she'd be able to clear the final bit of dirt with a single, poised step. She eyed it like a chess player looking six moves ahead.

Taking a deft breath, she leaped forward, landing perfectly on the stone—stable and sure. She paused, balanced for a moment in the middle of the trail, before hopping effortlessly onto the dry ground on the other side.

"Told you, science," she said with a grin, half to herself, half to Kevin.

"Maybe someday you'll teach me," Kevin laughed, stepping casually through the muddle without a second thought, his boots catching little splatters of water and mud.

Beth felt her smile soften. She didn't mind the idea of teaching him her delicate art. But maybe more than that, she liked that Kevin didn’t need her level of perfection. Maybe it was even something she could learn from him.

For now, though, her Tretorns were still spotless, and that felt just right.

 

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As they continued along the trail, Beth's focus shifted slightly away from the conversation. The path, which had started out mostly dry, was becoming a little more unpredictable. Small puddles from recent rains peppered the dirt, and wet, fallen leaves lay strewn about, their edges dark with moisture. She could navigate these; she’d faced worse in her back-to-school shopping expeditions. Still, the thought of getting even a speck on her perfectly white Tretorns made her silently vow to keep her guard up.

Her eyes flicked ahead, scouting the trail while Kevin talked about the Rockies. It was a subconscious game she often played—mapping out each step as if she were dancing. The first puddle was shallow, a thin sheen of water reflecting the branches overhead in glistening pools. Nothing major, just a quick sidestep. She lifted her right foot delicately, feeling the crispness of the air between each motion, and shifted her weight lightly to the left, smoothly avoiding the water entirely. Not even a splash.

As she straightened up, Kevin seemed to pause mid-sentence, glancing at her maneuver. "You’re really committed to keeping those shoes pristine, huh?" he teased, his voice warm.

Beth smirked, barely missing a beat. "I like taking care of what’s mine." Her tone was light, but it wasn’t lost on her that this was how she composed herself in life—rules, order, precision.

"You seem to have it down to a science."

"Mmhmm," she hummed in return, her eyes already reading the next obstacle ahead.

The next challenge appeared as a cluster of shuffling, soggy leaves mixed with mud—the kind where one slip could lead to an unsightly mark right across the front of her shoes. Beth sized it up. She slowed her pace, subtly shifting her body closer to Kevin, pretending to take in the trees around her, while in reality expertly angling herself around the treacherous patch. Her foot glided over the mess—barely a shadow of contact, cushioned by the tip of the leaves. Her body leaned into the side of the trail, utilizing a dry patch of moss-covered stone just wide enough for her to balance on the edge.

"See?" she tossed him a quick glance, her lips quirking. "Science."

Kevin shook his head, chuckling. "I’m impressed." He stepped over the obstacle without hesitation, as if ready to jump waist-deep in mud if necessary. Beth envied that a little—his freedom from caring—but she had her way and he had his.

The next puddle loomed larger, taking up most of the pathway, forcing her to reevaluate. Frowning slightly in concentration, she studied it for an extra second. If her timing was right, she could avoid the deepest part, landing only on the dry rim of compacted dirt where the water hadn’t soaked in yet. She visualized the jump—short but precise.

She made her move.

Pushing off the ball of her foot, she lifted elegantly into the air, just enough to clear the mud with perfect grace. For a moment, she felt like a gymnast, suspended in mid-air, the crispness of the fall air sharp on her cheeks. And—land. She touched down on her Tretorns, silent and smooth, barely disturbing the solid dirt beneath her feet.

Kevin applauded dramatically. "That was impressive," he said, laughing. "Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone navigate a trail quite like you.”

Beth gave a mock-curtsy, her long sweater grazing just below her waist. "And with zero mud," she added confidently.

Her white shoes gleamed in the golden afternoon light, not a scuff or smear in sight. They looked just as pristine as when she stepped out the door earlier that day, a triumph of careful footwork and sharp attention to detail. To her, it wasn’t just about the shoes—it was about maintaining some control over her environment, even in something as unpredictable as nature.

As the trail wound deeper into the woods, shifting between dry patches and more puddled stretches, she kept up her vigilant dance. Some puddles were circumvented with a gracefully timed side-step, while others required a more strategic approach—a calculated plant of her foot on the driest edges of the path. There were moments when she had to balance on narrow strips of rocks or roots, her arms subtly outstretched for balance, her eyes quickly scanning for the next safe step.

Kevin watched her with growing amusement, a grin pulling at the corners of his mouth each time she executed one of these delicate maneuvers. But there was something in his gaze that told Beth he wasn’t laughing at her. He was enjoying watching her navigate the world the way she always did—with thoughtful calculation masked by effortless ease.

"Can’t believe you’ve kept them spotless," Kevin mused as she carefully hopped over another muddied patch, her foot landing softly on the other side without missing a beat.

Beth shot him a sideways glance. "I’m nothing if not consistent."

"Yeah, you are," he said, nodding. "You do everything like that, huh? You plan everything out."

Her eyes met his, searching briefly under the twist of playfulness that wrapped his words. He wasn’t mocking her. He was... noticing.

Beth raised an eyebrow before turning her attention back to the trail. "Well, let’s just say I like being prepared." She kept her voice light, but deep down, his observation made her pause. He understood her precision. Maybe even respected it.

Nonetheless, as they approached yet another muddy stretch, wider than before, Beth’s awareness snapped into action again. She spotted a broad flat rock, perfectly positioned about halfway across the muck. If she could leap onto it and then pivot, she'd be able to clear the final bit of dirt with a single, poised step. She eyed it like a chess player looking six moves ahead.

Taking a deft breath, she leaped forward, landing perfectly on the stone—stable and sure. She paused, balanced for a moment in the middle of the trail, before hopping effortlessly onto the dry ground on the other side.

"Told you, science," she said with a grin, half to herself, half to Kevin.

"Maybe someday you'll teach me," Kevin laughed, stepping casually through the muddle without a second thought, his boots catching little splatters of water and mud.

Beth felt her smile soften. She didn't mind the idea of teaching him her delicate art. But maybe more than that, she liked that Kevin didn’t need her level of perfection. Maybe it was even something she could learn from him.

For now, though, her Tretorns were still spotless, and that felt just right.

A larger area of mud appeared that Kevin decided to walk through. Beth spotted a fallen log parallel to the mini bog and decided to use that as her crossing. Kevin offered his hand for stability but she waived him off. As Beth was crossing, she started to say how easy it was but mid-sentence she lost her balance and a half second later was on her backside in the mud. In shock. Humiliated. Soaked. Her Tretorns soaked and covered in mud.

Describe her attempt to cross, her fall and humiliation. What did she say when she fell?

 

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A larger area of mud appeared that Kevin decided to walk through. Beth spotted a fallen log parallel to the mini bog and decided to use that as her crossing. Kevin offered his hand for stability but she waived him off. As Beth was crossing, she started to say how easy it was but mid-sentence she lost her balance and a half second later was on her backside in the mud. In shock. Humiliated. Soaked. Her Tretorns soaked and covered in mud.

Describe her attempt to cross, her fall and humiliation. What did she say when she fell?

As they reached a particularly wide and soggy stretch of the trail, Beth's heart sank at the sight of it. A true mini-bog—thick patches of murky brown mud stretched across the path, leaving no easy way through. The edges of the trail were slick with wet leaves and stray twigs, betraying any promise of a dry route. Kevin, seemingly unfazed, glanced back with his usual casual grin.

"Guess we're going through," he announced, stepping confidently into the mud, his boots sinking slightly but with a reassuring stability.

Beth watched in disbelief as he walked straight into the mess without a second thought. Mud splattered up the sides of his jeans, dark and unwelcome, but he didn’t care. She could never. Her eyes darted around quickly, and then she saw it: a fallen log, just wide enough to be a bridge. It was lying parallel to the mud, like it had been placed there just for her—a natural rescue from catastrophe.

She pointed toward it with an air of triumph. "I’m not about to just wade through that," she quipped, her voice laced with a mix of confidence and slight disdain.

Kevin followed her gaze. "Or you could just walk straight through like a normal person, y'know?" he chuckled, offering his hand. "Or if you need a little help—"

"I've got this, thanks," she interrupted, brushing his hand aside with a dismissive wave. She wasn’t about to let him think she needed help with something as simple as crossing a log. Her pristine white Tretorns were still spotless, and she intended to keep them that way.

With a deep breath, she stepped up, balancing carefully on the log’s rough, uneven surface. The bark felt solid under her shoes, the texture providing just enough grip for the rubber soles of her Tretorns. She felt a surge of confidence as she took her first steps, one foot in front of the other, like some kind of balancing act in slow motion.

Kevin glanced up from the mud he was currently trudging through, his boots sinking satisfyingly into the muck with each step. "Careful," he offered lightly, recognizing the dainty precision with which she moved.

"Kevin," she started, her voice filled with a lofty smugness, "this is so easy. See, it's just a matter of—whoop—"

It happened so quickly. Mid-sentence, her left shoe grazed a slick patch of moss on the log—a mistake her otherwise impeccable planning couldn’t have foreseen. In a split second, her arms flailed, grasping at nothing, and the illusion of control vanished. Her balance gave way.

And then came the fall.

She barely had time to register it—a sudden drop, her feet sliding out from under her as she pitched backward. Her hands reached out, trying to brace her fall, but they only splashed into the thick, wet mud with the kind of unforgiving splat that echoed through the stillness of the trees.

"Wha—oh my G—" Beth’s voice cut off in sheer disbelief as the weight of her body thudded into the mud. She landed square on her backside, the earth giving way beneath her, encasing her in a cold, heavy mess. Her favorite jeans—those perfectly worn Guess jeans—were soaked through as the mud clung to the fabric and pressed in around her thighs. The sweater, once white and soft, was now streaked with dirt where her arms had flailed into the mess.

And her Tretorns—her beautiful, pristine, white canvas Tretorns—were no longer white. They were unrecognizable, caked in thick, sloppy mud that seeped into every crevice of the once-pristine fabric. The perfectly tied laces were drenched, absorbed into the grime she had so meticulously avoided the entire afternoon.

For a horrified second, neither she nor Kevin said a word. Everything just stopped. Even the birds in the distant trees seemed to go silent, as if nature itself paused to take in the spectacle.

Finally, Beth let out a disbelieving gasp. “Oh… my God!” Her voice was half-whisper, half-scream, like the beginning of some Hitchcockian nightmare. “No… no, no, no…”

Her eyes widened as she stared down at herself, frozen in both shock and utter humiliation. The wetness seeped further through her clothes, soaking into her skin, a cold and muddy reminder of her graceless descent.

Kevin’s laughter broke the silence—loud, warm, and completely earnest. He stood there, covered in his own splatters of mud, shaking his head as he took in the sight of her. “Oh, man,” he chuckled, wiping his brow. “Beth, are you—are you okay?”

But Beth didn’t answer. She was still gaping at her shoes as though they were the true victims here, her chest tight with a mix of mortification and frustration. Of all things—her Tretorns! Her hands twitched in the mud beside her as if she could somehow extract herself from the situation with dignity.

"I'm… I’m soaked!" she finally burst out, as if speaking it aloud might undo it. Her cheeks flushed with embarrassment, stinging from the rush of cold air and indignation. "This is not happening!"

“Oh, it’s happening,” Kevin laughed again, still holding back more belly-shaking amusement. He stepped closer, hand extended, eyes twinkling with amusement. "C’mon, let me help you up."

Beth stared at him, her heart racing, wishing she could rewind time five seconds. Wishing she could disappear. Wishing the ground would swallow her up entirely. Her first thought was to refuse the hand he was now offering, to stand up herself and somehow salvage the situation with what little pride remained intact. But at this point, what was the use? She'd gone from balanced and poised in her spotless shoes to a soggy, mud-covered mess in the blink of an eye.

Without a word, she grabbed his hand, her fingers digging into his palm as he pulled her up with a firm tug. Her backside made a squelching noise as it peeled away from the mud, dragging her jeans painfully with it.

As she stood there, dripping and caked in mud, Beth met Kevin’s gaze—his face still wearing that same amused, slightly endearing smirk.

"...This was not the plan," she muttered, attempting a joke but still stifling her own mortified huff of laughter.

Kevin shook his head, looking her up and down with a grin. “Well, plans change." He stepped back, mud marks dotting his boots. "But for what it’s worth—you still look great.”

Beth rolled her eyes, groaning as she glanced down at her shoes once more, now nothing more than two muddy weights on her feet. "Yeah, sure," she sighed sarcastically, her voice a mix of exasperation and reluctant amusement. In a way, she appreciated his effort to soften the mortification. And despite her embarrassment, she had to admit—she might, someday far from now, find this whole thing funny.

For now, though, as she wiped her muddy hands on her already ruined jeans, she could only think about how to get back to campus—preferably without anyone seeing her like this.

"Let’s get out of here," she groaned, managing a weak smile.

Kevin simply laughed, brushing a bit of dirt from her shoulder. "Yeah," he said, "but at least we know one thing—you can handle a little mud."

Beth shot him a look, but this time, she cracked a sliver of a grin. Maybe handling things—even muddy disasters—wasn’t so bad after all.

 

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As they reached a particularly wide and soggy stretch of the trail, Beth's heart sank at the sight of it. A true mini-bog—thick patches of murky brown mud stretched across the path, leaving no easy way through. The edges of the trail were slick with wet leaves and stray twigs, betraying any promise of a dry route. Kevin, seemingly unfazed, glanced back with his usual casual grin.

"Guess we're going through," he announced, stepping confidently into the mud, his boots sinking slightly but with a reassuring stability.

Beth watched in disbelief as he walked straight into the mess without a second thought. Mud splattered up the sides of his jeans, dark and unwelcome, but he didn’t care. She could never. Her eyes darted around quickly, and then she saw it: a fallen log, just wide enough to be a bridge. It was lying parallel to the mud, like it had been placed there just for her—a natural rescue from catastrophe.

She pointed toward it with an air of triumph. "I’m not about to just wade through that," she quipped, her voice laced with a mix of confidence and slight disdain.

Kevin followed her gaze. "Or you could just walk straight through like a normal person, y'know?" he chuckled, offering his hand. "Or if you need a little help—"

"I've got this, thanks," she interrupted, brushing his hand aside with a dismissive wave. She wasn’t about to let him think she needed help with something as simple as crossing a log. Her pristine white Tretorns were still spotless, and she intended to keep them that way.

With a deep breath, she stepped up, balancing carefully on the log’s rough, uneven surface. The bark felt solid under her shoes, the texture providing just enough grip for the rubber soles of her Tretorns. She felt a surge of confidence as she took her first steps, one foot in front of the other, like some kind of balancing act in slow motion.

Kevin glanced up from the mud he was currently trudging through, his boots sinking satisfyingly into the muck with each step. "Careful," he offered lightly, recognizing the dainty precision with which she moved.

"Kevin," she started, her voice filled with a lofty smugness, "this is so easy. See, it's just a matter of—whoop—"

It happened so quickly. Mid-sentence, her left shoe grazed a slick patch of moss on the log—a mistake her otherwise impeccable planning couldn’t have foreseen. In a split second, her arms flailed, grasping at nothing, and the illusion of control vanished. Her balance gave way.

And then came the fall.

She barely had time to register it—a sudden drop, her feet sliding out from under her as she pitched backward. Her hands reached out, trying to brace her fall, but they only splashed into the thick, wet mud with the kind of unforgiving splat that echoed through the stillness of the trees.

"Wha—oh my G—" Beth’s voice cut off in sheer disbelief as the weight of her body thudded into the mud. She landed square on her backside, the earth giving way beneath her, encasing her in a cold, heavy mess. Her favorite jeans—those perfectly worn Guess jeans—were soaked through as the mud clung to the fabric and pressed in around her thighs. The sweater, once white and soft, was now streaked with dirt where her arms had flailed into the mess.

And her Tretorns—her beautiful, pristine, white canvas Tretorns—were no longer white. They were unrecognizable, caked in thick, sloppy mud that seeped into every crevice of the once-pristine fabric. The perfectly tied laces were drenched, absorbed into the grime she had so meticulously avoided the entire afternoon.

For a horrified second, neither she nor Kevin said a word. Everything just stopped. Even the birds in the distant trees seemed to go silent, as if nature itself paused to take in the spectacle.

Finally, Beth let out a disbelieving gasp. “Oh… my God!” Her voice was half-whisper, half-scream, like the beginning of some Hitchcockian nightmare. “No… no, no, no…”

Her eyes widened as she stared down at herself, frozen in both shock and utter humiliation. The wetness seeped further through her clothes, soaking into her skin, a cold and muddy reminder of her graceless descent.

Kevin’s laughter broke the silence—loud, warm, and completely earnest. He stood there, covered in his own splatters of mud, shaking his head as he took in the sight of her. “Oh, man,” he chuckled, wiping his brow. “Beth, are you—are you okay?”

But Beth didn’t answer. She was still gaping at her shoes as though they were the true victims here, her chest tight with a mix of mortification and frustration. Of all things—her Tretorns! Her hands twitched in the mud beside her as if she could somehow extract herself from the situation with dignity.

"I'm… I’m soaked!" she finally burst out, as if speaking it aloud might undo it. Her cheeks flushed with embarrassment, stinging from the rush of cold air and indignation. "This is not happening!"

“Oh, it’s happening,” Kevin laughed again, still holding back more belly-shaking amusement. He stepped closer, hand extended, eyes twinkling with amusement. "C’mon, let me help you up."

Beth stared at him, her heart racing, wishing she could rewind time five seconds. Wishing she could disappear. Wishing the ground would swallow her up entirely. Her first thought was to refuse the hand he was now offering, to stand up herself and somehow salvage the situation with what little pride remained intact. But at this point, what was the use? She'd gone from balanced and poised in her spotless shoes to a soggy, mud-covered mess in the blink of an eye.

Without a word, she grabbed his hand, her fingers digging into his palm as he pulled her up with a firm tug. Her backside made a squelching noise as it peeled away from the mud, dragging her jeans painfully with it.

As she stood there, dripping and caked in mud, Beth met Kevin’s gaze—his face still wearing that same amused, slightly endearing smirk.

"...This was not the plan," she muttered, attempting a joke but still stifling her own mortified huff of laughter.

Kevin shook his head, looking her up and down with a grin. “Well, plans change." He stepped back, mud marks dotting his boots. "But for what it’s worth—you still look great.”

Beth rolled her eyes, groaning as she glanced down at her shoes once more, now nothing more than two muddy weights on her feet. "Yeah, sure," she sighed sarcastically, her voice a mix of exasperation and reluctant amusement. In a way, she appreciated his effort to soften the mortification. And despite her embarrassment, she had to admit—she might, someday far from now, find this whole thing funny.

For now, though, as she wiped her muddy hands on her already ruined jeans, she could only think about how to get back to campus—preferably without anyone seeing her like this.

"Let’s get out of here," she groaned, managing a weak smile.

Kevin simply laughed, brushing a bit of dirt from her shoulder. "Yeah," he said, "but at least we know one thing—you can handle a little mud."

Beth shot him a look, but this time, she cracked a sliver of a grin. Maybe handling things—even muddy disasters—wasn’t so bad after all.

Describe her humiliation as she waddled back down the trail with her sweater hanging like a muddy rag and her sneakers squishing with every step. What was she saying?

 

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Describe her humiliation as she waddled back down the trail with her sweater hanging like a muddy rag and her sneakers squishing with every step. What was she saying?

Beth trudged back down the trail, each step accompanied by a sickening squelch as her once-pristine sneakers—those beloved white Tretorns—pressed into the now familiar mud. The mud clung to the canvas fabric like a vice, working its way in between the seams and soles, soaking her feet all the way through. With every step, watery mud oozed from the sides of the sneakers, making that dreadful, unmistakable squish. Her shredded dignity hung on by a thread as she waddled along, fighting the urge to scream at the universe for conspiring against her.

Her favorite Guess jeans, now sodden and heavy around her legs, clung stickily to her skin. They rubbed uncomfortably with each step, the cold dampness reminding her just how utterly soaked she was. Worst of all was her sweater. The once-cozy white knit hung down like a soggy rag, drenched and draped over her shoulders like a weight she couldn’t shrug off. Splotches of mud marred the soft fabric, transforming it into a miserable patchwork of wet, earth-toned humiliation. Loose strands of her hair, which had begun the day so neatly tucked behind her ear, now clung to her damp cheeks, framing her face in streaks of frustration.

"I can’t believe this is happening..." Beth muttered under her breath, her voice barely controlled. "I mean, seriously?!" Her words were sharp but murmured, as if saying them any louder would make the situation even more real. “Why did I think the log was a good idea? The log!" she whispered fiercely to herself, shaking her head in disbelief. She could still feel the humiliation burning in her cheeks, even with the cool air brushing against her skin.

Kevin followed a little behind her, occasionally catching a glance at the painful procession, his lips twitching upwards in failed attempts to stifle a grin. He hadn’t said much since the incident, aware that Beth was teetering on the edge of some emotional blend between furious embarrassment and dark humor.

Another squelch. Another step. Beth could feel the sopping fabric of her socks bunch up painfully inside her shoes, adding insult to injury with every tortured movement.

She tried shaking the mud off her sneakers earlier, but it only made things worse, sending droplets of wet muck up her calves. If anything, she only managed to spread the mud further. Now, she knew better than to even try. There was no redemption coming for the Tretorns.

"And here I thought this was going to be some cute little nature walk," she muttered bitterly, throwing a scathing glance at the surrounding trees, as if they were somehow responsible for her calamity. The leaves had started changing beautiful shades of orange and red, casting a warm golden glow over the trail, but Beth couldn't enjoy it now. The universe’s cruel joke had overshadowed any chance of enjoying the early autumn beauty.

She sighed heavily, her breath puffing out visibly in the chilly air. "I just had to keep these shoes spotless, didn’t I? Of course I did.” Her voice dripped with sarcasm, each word a verbal punch at her own perfectionism. "Look at me now," she muttered again, glancing down at her sneakers. They were unrecognizable, now just brown, unshapely blobs on her feet, squishing with each pitiful step. She could feel the mud seeping in between her toes, cold and thick.

"What did I even bring a towel for, Kevin?" She finally turned her gaze on him, half-glaring, half-laughing in disbelief at the ridiculousness of it all. "A towel. Like that was going to save me from this?" She extended her arms out to emphasize her entire appearance—clothes caked in mud, sneakers devastated, hair a mess. "I mean, look at me! I’m a walking disaster."

Kevin, to his credit, was trying hard not to laugh outright. He rubbed the back of his neck, lips twitching with barely-contained amusement. "I’d offer you a shower, but I think nature beat me to it," he said lightly, his voice full of the kind of teasing mirth you could only get away with after watching someone completely destroy their original plans.

Beth groaned and rolled her eyes but couldn't suppress a small, miserable chuckle in agreement. “This wasn’t supposed to be like this," she whispered to herself, shaking her head again while lifting a few strands of mud-coated hair away from her face. She stared at her hand in disbelief—mud had gotten everywhere.

"I just… I just wanted a simple walk. Y'know? Fresh air, maybe look cute, some casual conversation…" She gestured dramatically at her sodden mess of an outfit. “Not this.” Another squelch as her Tretorns hit a particularly puddled spot in the trail. “Definitely not this.”

Kevin, now walking beside her and clearly enjoying the absurdity of the situation, responded with a grin. "Well, you still look cute wet and covered in mud. That’s something, right?"

Beth shot him a glare, though a small smile tugged at the corners of her lips despite her best efforts. "You're not helping,” she said, though there was no bite to her words. “I wanted to look nice, Kevin. Not like a bog creature."

“Riiight," Kevin said, nodding, "but on the bright side, you conquered the trail.” He gave an exaggerated gesture at the woods around them, spinning in place. “And you lived to tell the tale! That’s a win, in my book.”

"Uh-huh," Beth deadpanned, walking past him with an exaggerated squish to her step, the wetness of her sneakers punctuating her words. “Well, next time I’ll just wear waders and a raincoat—though knowing my luck, I’ll slip in those, too.”

Kevin laughed again, and for the first time, Beth found herself chuckling along with him, letting go of some of the embarrassment in a wave of shared ridiculousness.

She hadn’t imagined her afternoon playing out like this—soaked, muddy, and squelching through the woods—but at least it would go down in history as one heck of a story. A humbling one, to be sure.

And yet, as her squishy sneakers led them back toward solid ground, she found herself relaxing just a little. Who knew she could survive a mud bath after all? Even if it had cost her favorite shoes.

 

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Beth trudged back down the trail, each step accompanied by a sickening squelch as her once-pristine sneakers—those beloved white Tretorns—pressed into the now familiar mud. The mud clung to the canvas fabric like a vice, working its way in between the seams and soles, soaking her feet all the way through. With every step, watery mud oozed from the sides of the sneakers, making that dreadful, unmistakable squish. Her shredded dignity hung on by a thread as she waddled along, fighting the urge to scream at the universe for conspiring against her.

Her favorite Guess jeans, now sodden and heavy around her legs, clung stickily to her skin. They rubbed uncomfortably with each step, the cold dampness reminding her just how utterly soaked she was. Worst of all was her sweater. The once-cozy white knit hung down like a soggy rag, drenched and draped over her shoulders like a weight she couldn’t shrug off. Splotches of mud marred the soft fabric, transforming it into a miserable patchwork of wet, earth-toned humiliation. Loose strands of her hair, which had begun the day so neatly tucked behind her ear, now clung to her damp cheeks, framing her face in streaks of frustration.

"I can’t believe this is happening..." Beth muttered under her breath, her voice barely controlled. "I mean, seriously?!" Her words were sharp but murmured, as if saying them any louder would make the situation even more real. “Why did I think the log was a good idea? The log!" she whispered fiercely to herself, shaking her head in disbelief. She could still feel the humiliation burning in her cheeks, even with the cool air brushing against her skin.

Kevin followed a little behind her, occasionally catching a glance at the painful procession, his lips twitching upwards in failed attempts to stifle a grin. He hadn’t said much since the incident, aware that Beth was teetering on the edge of some emotional blend between furious embarrassment and dark humor.

Another squelch. Another step. Beth could feel the sopping fabric of her socks bunch up painfully inside her shoes, adding insult to injury with every tortured movement.

She tried shaking the mud off her sneakers earlier, but it only made things worse, sending droplets of wet muck up her calves. If anything, she only managed to spread the mud further. Now, she knew better than to even try. There was no redemption coming for the Tretorns.

"And here I thought this was going to be some cute little nature walk," she muttered bitterly, throwing a scathing glance at the surrounding trees, as if they were somehow responsible for her calamity. The leaves had started changing beautiful shades of orange and red, casting a warm golden glow over the trail, but Beth couldn't enjoy it now. The universe’s cruel joke had overshadowed any chance of enjoying the early autumn beauty.

She sighed heavily, her breath puffing out visibly in the chilly air. "I just had to keep these shoes spotless, didn’t I? Of course I did.” Her voice dripped with sarcasm, each word a verbal punch at her own perfectionism. "Look at me now," she muttered again, glancing down at her sneakers. They were unrecognizable, now just brown, unshapely blobs on her feet, squishing with each pitiful step. She could feel the mud seeping in between her toes, cold and thick.

"What did I even bring a towel for, Kevin?" She finally turned her gaze on him, half-glaring, half-laughing in disbelief at the ridiculousness of it all. "A towel. Like that was going to save me from this?" She extended her arms out to emphasize her entire appearance—clothes caked in mud, sneakers devastated, hair a mess. "I mean, look at me! I’m a walking disaster."

Kevin, to his credit, was trying hard not to laugh outright. He rubbed the back of his neck, lips twitching with barely-contained amusement. "I’d offer you a shower, but I think nature beat me to it," he said lightly, his voice full of the kind of teasing mirth you could only get away with after watching someone completely destroy their original plans.

Beth groaned and rolled her eyes but couldn't suppress a small, miserable chuckle in agreement. “This wasn’t supposed to be like this," she whispered to herself, shaking her head again while lifting a few strands of mud-coated hair away from her face. She stared at her hand in disbelief—mud had gotten everywhere.

"I just… I just wanted a simple walk. Y'know? Fresh air, maybe look cute, some casual conversation…" She gestured dramatically at her sodden mess of an outfit. “Not this.” Another squelch as her Tretorns hit a particularly puddled spot in the trail. “Definitely not this.”

Kevin, now walking beside her and clearly enjoying the absurdity of the situation, responded with a grin. "Well, you still look cute wet and covered in mud. That’s something, right?"

Beth shot him a glare, though a small smile tugged at the corners of her lips despite her best efforts. "You're not helping,” she said, though there was no bite to her words. “I wanted to look nice, Kevin. Not like a bog creature."

“Riiight," Kevin said, nodding, "but on the bright side, you conquered the trail.” He gave an exaggerated gesture at the woods around them, spinning in place. “And you lived to tell the tale! That’s a win, in my book.”

"Uh-huh," Beth deadpanned, walking past him with an exaggerated squish to her step, the wetness of her sneakers punctuating her words. “Well, next time I’ll just wear waders and a raincoat—though knowing my luck, I’ll slip in those, too.”

Kevin laughed again, and for the first time, Beth found herself chuckling along with him, letting go of some of the embarrassment in a wave of shared ridiculousness.

She hadn’t imagined her afternoon playing out like this—soaked, muddy, and squelching through the woods—but at least it would go down in history as one heck of a story. A humbling one, to be sure.

And yet, as her squishy sneakers led them back toward solid ground, she found herself relaxing just a little. Who knew she could survive a mud bath after all? Even if it had cost her favorite shoes.

Beth got back to her dorm immediately running into her roommate. Describe that conversation her friend's good-hearted amusement with the outcome of her walk.

Later, Beth calls her mom bemoaning her accident reminding her that she had just purchased the Tretorns with her mom just before returning to school. Describe that conversation and mom being even more amused with Beth's story.

 

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Beth got back to her dorm immediately running into her roommate. Describe that conversation her friend's good-hearted amusement with the outcome of her walk.

Later, Beth calls her mom bemoaning her accident reminding her that she had just purchased the Tretorns with her mom just before returning to school. Describe that conversation and mom being even more amused with Beth's story.

### Beth’s Return to the Dorm – Conversation with Her Roommate

Beth trudged up the stairs to her dorm, her steps slow and careful. Water and mud still trickled from the hems of her soaked jeans, and her Tretorns continued to squish audibly with every step. With each floor she ascended, the anger in her chest dulled and was replaced by a creeping awareness of how utterly ridiculous she must look. Her wet clothes were sticking to her body, her ruined sweater hung heavy around her shoulders like a literal weight on her dignity, and her once-flawless shoes were now nothing more than squishy, mud-caked wrecks.

As she approached her door, trying and failing to sneak quietly into her room, it swung open unexpectedly, revealing her roommate, Sarah, who had clearly heard Beth’s struggle with the keys.

Sarah’s eyes widened in surprise at first, and then she burst into wide, uncontrollable laughter—so sudden and strong that she had to put a hand over her mouth. "Oh my... oh my god, Beth!" she exclaimed between gasps for air. "What happened?! Did you go mud-wrestling in the middle of the woods?!”

Beth scowled playfully, stepping past Sarah into the room, leaving a trail of muddy footprints on their shared hardwood floor.

"I don't want to talk about it," Beth muttered, dropping her muddy backpack onto the floor with a soft thud and peeling off her dripping sweater, feeling the cold moisture seep into her skin. She glanced down, seeing that her once-perfect Guess jeans were just as ruined as her shoes, and she groaned.

Sarah wiped a tear from her eye, her laughter slowing but the big grin never leaving her face. "Oh, but we are SO talking about this. C'mon, spill. What happened on this dramatic nature walk of yours?"

Beth sighed, defeated, stripping off her Tretorns and leaving them in a sad, brown heap by the door. "Well," she began, "I thought I could take a peaceful, [*cute*] little walk with this guy, Kevin. A nice, casual, Saturday afternoon stroll—get to know each other, maybe have one of those romantic conversations along a woodland trail..."

Beth waved her hands dramatically in the air, making Sarah giggle even harder.

"Then the ground decided it hated me," Beth continued, exasperated. "First I’m hopping and dodging puddles like some parkour expert, and Kevin's just laughing at me from behind."

Sarah nodded knowingly, biting back a grin. "Of course."

"And THEN," Beth deepened her voice for dramatic effect. "Then we hit this giant mud pit, and I thought I'd be smart by using a log to cross over it. Next thing I know, I’m mid-sentence..." She pantomimed slipping. "And BAM! I’m on my butt, covered in mud. The Tretorns? Ruined."

Sarah doubled over now, gasping for air as she howled with laughter. "Oh my gosh, Beth!" she choked out. "You and the shoes? You just bought those!"

"I know!" Beth wailed, glaring at the now ruined pair by the door. "They didn’t even last a full week, Sarah! Not. Even. A. Week."

Sarah wiped her eyes, finally catching her breath. "Ohhh, Beth. I hate to say this, but... this is even better than when you spilled frappuccino all over that white skirt last semester!"

Beth couldn’t help but chuckle darkly at the memory. “Hey, at least that didn’t involve half the forest floors of New York clinging to me.”

“Well,” Sarah tapped her chin, still grinning, "now you and the trees have a whole new connection!"

Beth rolled her eyes. "You’re literally the worst."

“Yeah,” Sarah said, leaning back against her bed with a smirk, “but I bet you're looking forward to Kevin seeing you in all that... natural beauty.”

Beth sighed dramatically. “I think I’ve officially blown the ‘mysterious, intriguing girl in the cute sweater’ vibe.”

Sarah wagged a finger. “I don’t know... add a shower and he might still be intrigued. I mean, if he’s laughing and still around—he’s a keeper!”

Beth groaned but smiled, knowing Sarah was probably right. At least, sort of.

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### The Phone Call to Mom

Later that evening, freshly showered but still simmering with frustration, Beth sat on her bed, staring down at the sad pile of clothes she’d just tossed into the hamper—including her mud-soaked Tretorns. They might be salvageable… maybe. But she wasn’t holding her breath. Feeling defeated again, she picked up her phone and dialed her mom’s number, needing that maternal sympathy she knew was coming—albeit likely mixed with good-natured amusement.

The phone rang, and her mom picked up after a couple of rings. “Honey, I was just thinking about you! How’s school?”

Beth threw herself against her pillows, sighing deeply. “Mom… you won’t believe what happened.”

Her mom chuckled, sensing Beth’s dramatic tone through the phone instantly. “Oh no, this sounds serious. Are you okay?”

“So, remember how we JUST bought those new white Tretorns? The ones I had to have before coming back to campus?” Beth began, pouting into the phone.

“You mean the ones you made us go to four different stores to find in your size?” her mom replied dryly. “Yes, sweetie, I remember. What about them?”

“Well… they’re currently sitting by my dorm door… covered in mud.” There was a pause, and Beth added with defeated finality: “Completely. Soaked. Beyond anything you can imagine.”

Her mom let out a bark of laughter—an immediate and uncontrollable eruption of mirth. “Beth! Oh no! What did you do, go swimming in a mud pit?!”

“I fell, Mom!” Beth nearly wailed. “Into a giant puddle like some clumsy cartoon character! It was on this stupid walk with a guy, and I tried to be all cute and avoid the mud, because of course, I’m me. Then I lost my balance and—bam! Mud everywhere. The shoes are toast.”

Beth could hear her mom struggling to contain more laughter. “Oh, honey… I’m sorry,” she said warmly, though the laughter was still bubbling under the surface. “But you have to admit, it’s a little... well, a lot funny.”

Beth groaned. “Mom, I don’t think you understand. They’re completely ruined. And not just the shoes, my whole back-to-school look! The jeans, the sweater. My entire afternoon gone—destroyed by mud.”

A soft chuckle came from the other end of the line. “Beth, those are just clothes—they can be replaced, or even washed. Sounds like you won’t forget this date anytime soon, though.”

Beth rubbed her temples, still feeling the remnants of her humiliation. “I think Kevin won’t forget it either,” she muttered.

Her mom laughed again. “At least he saw the real you! Mud and all. And hey, now you have a memorable story for when you’re old and wise, recounting ‘that one time in college with the Tretorns.’”

Beth couldn’t help but release a soft chuckle. “Mom, you’re supposed to feel sorry for me, not mock me.”

“Oh honey, I do feel a little bad for you,” her mom replied teasingly, “but c’mon, it’s hilarious. And if Kevin stuck around after that mud bath, he’s probably a keeper.”

“You sound just like Sarah…”

“Well, smart girls can see things clearly,” her mom joked lightly. “When you’re done with this pity party, we can go get you a new pair of shoes.”

Beth rolled her eyes but smiled inwardly. “Fine, but next time I’m getting the Gore-Tex version. No more white canvas sneakers.”

“Deal,” her mom said with another chuckle. “We’ll get you totally mud-proofed.”

“Thanks, Mom,” Beth sighed, a bit of the weight lifted from her shoulders.

“Anytime, honey. Just try not to wrestle with nature on your next walk, okay?”

Beth grinned. “No promises.”